Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf 

What's the difference between the Craft and New Age? About $500.

What do you say to an angry witch? "Ribbit!"

Never invoke anything you can't banish.

If the ritual leader should ask for a volunteer, resist the urge to raise your hand! While it is true that volunteering will most likely gain you stature and prestige amongst the group, thereby allowing you to advance quickly through the ranks, it is equally likely to get you strapped to a table and eaten alive by a drooling demonic horde.

You may be a redneck pagan if you think Drawing Down the Moon means demolishing the outhouse.

Witches ride brooms because Nature abhors a vacuum!

Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Master with a Druid?
 A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there!

The HP/S is the one who does the most dishes.